At work we created the following sentence with a Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level of 31.6. Can you make it any better?

Esoteric  to our insightful pragmatic vision exist a venomously tenaciously genetically destroyed but frightfully altered half-decayed inbred zombie feline marsupial destined for genocidal mayhem with retractable hypodermic quality phalanges that will exhibit Xenophobia tendencies towards unrestrained carnivorous canines with vampire-like dietary restrictions.